iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

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landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

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actionables:

finding amazing gifs that you have no place to use like

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it’s a metaphor, see

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  • House phone:*rings*
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